The MessageMessage #462008-06-14
The Message is BACK!!! That's right Loyal BLOCK HEADS! It's ya boy Dirty D bringing you the monthly dirt, upcoming events and lowdown on all the happenings going down right here at THE BLOCK. So for most us, the 07/08 season is behind us, cept the few warriors out there at Windell's, High Cascade or the South American Snow Sessions. Yes I envy you very much and if you reply telling me how much fun snowboarding is during the summer months, I am liable to hire Pedro Sanchez my foreign hit man and I WILL HAVE YOU KILLED!@! While, I'll be under palm trees, calmly, listening to RnB, when I get the call that your no longer with us, fire ya baby sitters, you lucky fucks shut ya lips furreal, cuz it aint close to winter and its TOO HOT still!! So if you got the funds hit up the summer camps, if not than hit the lake or skate ramps, or like a 70s porn star you can as Rough the patch, as Lee Roy can be scene doing right here on TWS.com So Here's whats up with THE BLOCK, The new season premiered 4-20-08 on G4TV with HIGH reviews. In the first 2 episodes the new recruits went through a meat grinder boot camp to weed out the weak. And let me tell you that shit was NO JOKE! Try running miles after miles in the snow at 7800+ Big Bear elevation. I trained particularly hard for the 10 day boot camp blazing for a week straight at the HIGH TIMES Cannabis Cup in Amsterdam before reporting to Big Bear. Due to my faith and hard work ethic, I barely managed to squeak into a position at THE BLOCK. Others were not as lucky and went home teary eyed, better luck next year yo! Haha. So then the lucky recruits that outlasted the boot camp got hired for positions, some more deserving then others but everyone's got to play there part, so don't hate. Pro Hoes are almost on the same level, ya feel me. .. Snowboarders need love too and there just aint enough hot shredding bettys out there ya dig? So we make the best with what we got and lucky for us there are enough Pro Hos out there that get wet when you say Nose press to Funbox… So wait what was I sayin' oh yea, Season 2, The fresh selected recruits have to hold down the Hotel for the entire season, in there first challenge, Marco and Liko pit Boys against Girls in Signature Room design contest. Now you gotta watch it to find out, but lets just say high confidence doesn't always mean HIGH results, but I gotta give it up! One Love! One Love! Then its off to the annual BLOCK New Year's Party, and EVERYONE knows that NO ONE does it BIGGER than THE BLOCK when it comes to Parties and this New Years was no exception, be sure to check it out as some serious shit goes down, when my man Petey makes some serious mistakes and pays the consequences. Then it's off to the XXX-Games BLOCK style as they turn this little snow town upside down. A few lucky soldiers travel to Aspen with Marc Frank to the X-Games, a pre-qualifying injury leads to a change in plans. Cleaning up after the pro's, setting up after parties, mission impossible rail jams, and trying to hook up with Monster girls. All in a days work    This has so far been the MOST DOWNLOADED episode on iTunes, so be sure to chh chh checkit out, ahh Yeah! Lee Roy's Rail Jam gets canceled and needs Brad's and Ryan's Help but when the VIVID girls pay a visit do they come through? find out in "Bros B4 Hoes?" For exclusive behind the scenes pictures of Season 2 of THE BLOCK. Check out THE BLOCK AT BIG BEAR Myspace.    Next week be sure to tune in for the 2 episode SEASON FINALE, THE BLOCK presents a 3 Night Stand and a game of S.N.O.W. contest hosted by MFM and Chris Bradshaw during Elm's Picnic in the park. 2 teams will be competing to create the best party event the Hotel has seen. Special guest appearances by Lucas Magoon, Chris Bradshaw and the Midget Mafia, see how it all goes down and who takes home Liko's Money!! The spring break was by far one of my favorite weekends of the season! Big Bear represent! Or maybe it was that ounce and ½ Blunt and endless tequila but in some other news, Keep your eyes peeled for the new issue of Skunk magazine featuring your favorite kids from THE BLOCK, Petey, Lee Roy, K-$ and me Dirty D, sharing their herbal and BLOCK experiences with the world, soon to hit News Stands. Ya can check me bio, I started high with 2 o's just like ohio…. Oh and if ya don't have G4 no worries Season 1 & 2 are available for direct download on iTunes and X-Box Live, so be sure to cope that and get up to date on all the dope shit you have been missing out on!! Season 2 is available on iTunes the day after it airs, so do yourself a favor and buy the season pass, and they will auto download.  For more information go to www.g4tv.com/theblock.com. Or www.theblockhotels.com Some Random News clips from Summer... http://www.azfamily.com/video/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v Aight im out this biacth, direct all hate mail to dustin@theblockhotels.com and I will gladly HAVE YOU KILLED! -Dirty D – Signing off………. 
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